- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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