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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What's your name? You tell me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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