a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Dallas Cowboys

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Haha

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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