why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Haha pizza

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Shit.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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