A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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