whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Where else? The junk yard

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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