how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

drugs.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Noah is Smart.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Mmmm, donuts

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Your life That's the joke

a little girl gets raped

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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