- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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