- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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