- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

a black guy leaves prison

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Obamacare!

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What time is it? 10:58

God.

how does peploe get around they walk

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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