- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

A van drives into a car.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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