knock knock Come in.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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