Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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haha.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Women rights..

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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