- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

The glass is half an hour.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

sixty....eight.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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