Slavery

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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gay marriage.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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American Idol

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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