Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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