Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Time flies like a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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