Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Turtles

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A ginger rapping.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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