- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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