- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Indeed.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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