knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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GONNA

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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