why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I am a real homosexual

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Your mum is dead

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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