"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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alcoholism kills

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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