did you ever see a butter fly?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

beiber i straight

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Exactly what?

the WNBA

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

. Deez nuts Ok

Chaney is a dumb b****

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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