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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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