What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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potato

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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