- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Women rights..

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

I LIKE TURLES.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Slavery

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