Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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George W. Bush

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Nickelback.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Icecream

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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