This joke isnt funny.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Nicholas Cage

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lololololololololol

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