Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

why did the chicken cross the road.

anus soup

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Obamacare!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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