- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

hi my name is? joe

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A horse walks into a bar...n

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Womens rights.

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