Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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penisface

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What does a man like. food.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Nicholas Cage

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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