- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jokes r dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the bunny eat his food

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

two fish are in a tank.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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