- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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