Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

I don't get it

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A horse walks into a bar...n

What color is my lamp? Brown

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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