- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Knock Knock Good one...

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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