My sister has to take a dump

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Women's rights

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Women rights.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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