I'm gay. Great me too.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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