- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Nickelback.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Icecream

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

you are gay

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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