Turtles

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A ginger rapping.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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hi my name is? joe

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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