Guess what? Chicken butt

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

cheese

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

This is not Will Smith.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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