Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Slavery

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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God.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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