Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Obamacare!

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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