A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Grapefruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What break when you talk?

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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