- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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