I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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W.N.B.A.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Herman Cain

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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