- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Knock Knock Good one...

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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