- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Women

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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