How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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anus soup

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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