- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

go go gadget

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Women rights..

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

I LIKE TURLES.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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