Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Aodhan Hearty

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arse

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Covietz has a large penis

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Obama.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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