I LIKE TURLES.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

God.

Guess what? Chicken butt

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How do you leave a man in suspense...

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

did you ever see a butter fly?

beiber i straight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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