- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did the mole say? Nothing

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

...and I'm a Mormon.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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