"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Hi poop!

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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