What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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whats better than shoes feet

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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God.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A fat man buys a salad

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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