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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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My sister has to take a dump

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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