what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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pubic lice.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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