Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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