Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

hahaha

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

sweaty black guy

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

I love boobs

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Dozer has a soul

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

George W. Bush

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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