How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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penis

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What comes after "Q" R

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Dead babies.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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