- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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