- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

go go gadget

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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