What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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go go gadget

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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