A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Bing

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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