What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What do you find....... there's a..........

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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