- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Brett Farve

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Whoa! A talking carrot!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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