A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What lives underground? Grandpa

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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