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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Haha pizza

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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