- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

nice shorts.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Haha pizza

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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