Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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drugs.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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nice shorts.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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