Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Grapefruit.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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