- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

The WNBA.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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