What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Obama.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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God.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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