Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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drugs.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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barack osama

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Fruitcake

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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