- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

how does peploe get around they walk

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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