Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Josh kissing a girl

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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