Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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i am predestal

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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