- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Mmmm, donuts

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Your life That's the joke

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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