What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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women's rights

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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