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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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