Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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I don't get it

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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I am really good at math debating

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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