- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A van drives into a car.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

knock knock Come in.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's funnier than 24? 25.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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