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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

9/11/01 walks into a bar

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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