What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

a banana

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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