- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

you wanna hear a joke? no

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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