Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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69

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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