Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Come in

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i wish i was a tree !

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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hi

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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