- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

how does peploe get around they walk

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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