Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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I dislike old people.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Fruitcake

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