A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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