Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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W.N.B.A.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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