- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Men's rights

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

two fish are in a tank.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Icecream

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

PENIS

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

So a baby seal walks into a club

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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