Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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