Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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