- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

...and I'm a Mormon.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

chuck norris

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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